hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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