# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
