If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sorry about my life...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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