lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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