It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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