Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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