The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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