I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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