margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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