Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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