The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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