you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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