One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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