I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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