But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
