is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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