I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize