i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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