you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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