Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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