Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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