Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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