Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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