You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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