I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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