ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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