Midget sex pt 2 tonight
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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