i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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