I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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