Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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