I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Let's get the cat blown out
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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