Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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