All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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