what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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