I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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