Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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