can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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