She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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