we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I wear drunk well.
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