Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
meet me or not, i'm out of control
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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