Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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