Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Just invented taco cereal.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize