every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
