She's JV to your varsity
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
false alarm, still single
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