Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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