Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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