shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
