Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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