32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
