You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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