I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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