So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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